I kicked an unsuspecting girl in the head at the gym this morning.
So I’m at the gym every morning very early… like 5am early. And I always see the same freak show there. There’s the old micro-lesbian who is looking for a new best friend, there’s the crazy hot straight guy who wants to make sure everyone knows he’s straight, there’s the all-too-eager power couple and the OCD older guy who spends his mornings huffing and puffing and re-racking everybody’s weights. He must have strong shoulders to take on such a heavy burden (PUN WARNING). Today was chest & shoulders day for me which involves a lot of push-ups and free weights. One set includes doing 15 push-ups on an elevated bar, then dropping it down a few inches and doing 15 more, then dropping down again and doing 15, then 15 on the floor. As I move to the floor position, I back up a little so that I don’t slam my head off the bar or anything. I move my feet back abruptly and shove my foot right onto the top of this girl’s unsuspecting head as she is in the resting position of a sit-up. “Fuck!”